So I started out cutting my bangs.
First they were crooked to the left.
Then they were crooked to the right.
They looked a bit thin, so I cut some more.
Then the rest of my hair looked off balance, so I trimmed a little there.
And a little here.
Then it looked like I had a mullet.
And not the sweet kind.
So I cut off the back.
Then it looked a little thick on top.
A large pile of hair on the floor later...